[Sqg-program] NAHMMA HW Olympics

Stermer, Andrea AndreaStermer at polk-county.net
Mon Apr 18 14:06:18 EDT 2011

Sunsationals Scramble to Switch Sparkplug
- "On-The-Scene" Earlene
According to an unconfirmed rumor, the sparkplug who singlehandedly salvaged the Sunsationals in last year's  St. Pete HazWaste Olympics, Glen "The Prodigious" Perrigan, may be unable to compete this year.  "T.P." Perrigan ignored repeated calls, emails and tweets to confirm or deny the rumor. Perrigan has been entering and exiting the family home, usually under cover of darkness, from an underground tunnel connecting to his shed, thence out over the back fence to avoid, so far, the gaggle of media on 24 hour stakeout just outside the family compound.

Outwardly calm, but sweating profusely when asked about this rumor, the Sunsational's Al Gomez responded that team management is feverishly recruiting from a contingent of U.S. Marines who now reside in Orange County just in case "T.P." doesn't show.  "I can't comment about the recruiting bonuses we're offering but we're after a USMC veteran whom we refer to as 'MC'.  He's a stocky, powerfully built dude with a mouth to match."  During an interview set up by Andrea "The Fixer" Stermer who still retains contacts with her Orange County cronies, MC had just one word when this reporter asked whether he was interested.  "Hoo-Rah!!"

On a serious note, we do hope you can join us in Lakeland for the NAHMMA Workshop.  Early bird registration ends this week on April 21st, after this date the registration fee increases.  The agenda is packed with training sessions including some RCRA advanced topics such as waste counting, the derived from rule, mixture rule, SQG requirements, lots of case studies and more (see attached agenda)!  Register online on NAHMMA's website:  http://www.nahmma.org/displaycommon.cfm?an=1&subarticlenbr=9


Andrea L. Stermer
Environmental Specialist III/SQG Program Coordinator

Polk County Waste Resource Management Division
Hazardous Waste Compliance
10 Environmental Loop South
Winter Haven FL 33880
(863) 284-4319 xt. 203

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